The Beta Male Shirt
$25.00
People kept saying "hey sam I want to buy a shirt but your shirts are too fucking weird and I don't want my friends asking questions because I have a weak spine and can't handle people judging me. I'm basically the human equivalent of a fucking earthworm."
Well, have no fear my weak, stupid, dumb, unpopular, beta male, little bitch of a friend. I made this shirt for you.
Fulfillment takes 2-4 days and shipping takes 5-12 days depending on location.
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