The BIG IRON
Back the fuck up BIG DICK MARTY is in town ready to pistol whip whoever gets in his way with that FAT iron on his hip.
Texas Red? whipped.
Ur bitch? whipped.
The ENTIRE FUCKING TOWN OF AQUA FRIA? whipped.
lemme tell you something, I know you're the kind of asshole that probably shaves his pubic hair to make his measly cock look bigger. So lemme let you in on a secret: just OWNING this cup will get ur bitch moister than an oyster.